Fiendish and Just Waiting For You!

The fiends are out and about, just waiting for you to go grab them in your local store.
yes folks, fiends have taken over your local supermarket and they are trying their fiendish best to get you to buy them!

Be a Demon! Have a Cake!

Demonic cakes are being sold in the supermarkets! Open a packet of luscious demons -
and be really bad! - Fantasy? No, total reality. You can enjoy your very own demon and they come in a pack of six from a well known cake manufacturer, waiting to let those lil' ol' demons loose on you!

Devil's Cove Wine

We found some very interesting Australian wine recently, called Devil's Cove.

It would seem that where alcohol is concerned at least, people just love some good old Devilish Delight in the form of their plonk. 'Devil' style names appear to be a firm favourite with the booze crowd as our blog proves if you read some of our older posts.

Note the red arrow on the label is meant to be a Devil's tail! Presumably a hot wine then!

Devil's Cellar Wine

Here we have another example of 'Devil' branding. This time a good bottle of red plonk, named Casillero del Diablo or Devil's Cellar wine. Would the Devil's Cellar be worse than Dracula's Castle? Well, the supermarket customers seem to like it, so judging by the brand's prominent position on the wine shelves, its certainly a casillero that red wine lovers visit frequently! What is more there is a legend attached to this particular brand, see the link to find out what it is.

Casillero del Diablo

Monks Responsible For Devil's Liquor

The Demon Drink is in full force, with 'Buckie' allegedly being responsible for fights and fracas in Scotland, according to a BBC documentary.

Yep, them bad old monks are allegedly concocting a lethal witches brew of hardcore, caffeine-laced, 'tonic' wine and sales are going through the Abbey roof so much so that extensions have had to be built to accommodate processing of the potion, known as 'Buckie'.

The cauldron of controversy was featured in a BBC TV expose, allegedly attempting to throw light in to the darkness and find a notion to explain why the potion has caused so much trouble. But the monks had done a bunk and only their vast PR machine was available to parley with the BBC interviewer!

The dissolution of this monastery would probably be 100% proof that these ecclesiastical alchemists really have manufactured liquid gold and their attitude is allegedly to hell with the consequences!

Buckfast Controversy

Buckfast Abbey Official Website

Asda Selling The Devil's Own Cake

Yes, its Devil's Food Cake down at the local supermarket and don't you just love - all that sticky chocolate mush! Mmm, the delight and the luscious loveliness of the chocolat creme! Tres bon, qui?

Yes, the temptation is out to get you and what's more, its all Legal, good AND above board. You are ALLOWED to love and buy the sheer BADNESS of this cake! It's for sale! For you! And it says the word DEVIL on the packet!!!

Wickedly Good Cakes

Have you noticed the paradox and possible contradiction? (See cake box in the picture) 'Wickedly Good' and another label saying that the cakes contain no artificial ingredients? It's the 'naughty but nice' theme. So you see, something apparently 'wicked' can also be 'good' and apparently 'nice' at the same time.

What's more the box has a little devil on it, temping people to buy the 'wickedly good' cakes. The packaging is attractive and what is more the cakes taste nice too and if you eat them in moderation then you haven't 'sinned'!

I read a story once about a couple who stood on opposing sides where their belief systems were concerned. According to the article, the lady went round to her partner's house and was apparently served tea and delicious cakes by demons. When she had eaten the food she felt strangely empty as if she had eaten nothing at all!

These cakes however, are real and are exceedingly, and wickedly good too!

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